Meet The Cannibal Family

| Related | November 12, 2012

(An older couple and their adult daughter are checking out. One of the man’s arms is in a stiff brace that covers his forearm up to his fingers. While the fingers are uncovered, he doesn’t appear to be able to move them reliably.)

Mother: “I’m starving.”

Father: “We’re almost done.” *struggles with wallet to pay, refusing help from the two women*

Mother: “I’m so hungry I could rip off someone’s arm.”

Daughter: *sounding completely serious* “Well, Dad’s got an arm he’s not using.”

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