Meet Me In The Medium
Our pizza delivery spot uses pre-made dough sizes, and we’re not in a position to make them ourselves (long story).
Coworker: “Hey, [Manager], I just put in an order for a large pizza, but we’re out of the large-size dough.”
Manager: “Call them back and ask if they want two mediums for the same price?”
Coworker: “Okay.”
He tries calling them, but they’re not picking up.
Manager: *To me.* “Bring them out these two mediums instead and explain that they’re getting considerably more pizza for the same price.”
Me: “Sure thing.”
I get to this one guy’s house, and after explaining it to him:
Customer: “So… where’s my discount?”
Me: “What discount?”
Customer: “A discount for the inconvenience? Like… what am I supposed to do with all this extra pizza?”
You just can’t win.
