Medusa Has Entered The Bronze Age
I work at the help desk in a museum about Ancient Greece. We’re in the same room as some of the statues and artifacts. A visitor approaches and then points at one of the large bronze statues in the room. Due to its incredible age, it has lost its arms.
Visitor: “Did he have arms when he was still alive?”
Me: “Erm, it’s a statue, not a real person.”
Visitor: “No, I mean before he died and became a statue.”






