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Medium Serving For A Supersize Jerk

, , , | Right | September 26, 2019

(A middle-aged woman comes in.)

Me: “Hi. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Just a serving of fries, please.”

Me: “Small, medium, or large?”

Customer: “No, just fries.”

Me: “Yes, of course, but which size would you like? Small, medium, or large?”

Customer: “No, potato fries!”

Me: “I’ll give you a medium-sized serving, okay?”

Customer: “No, I said just fries! Potato, fried in oil, with salt! POTATO! OIL! SALT!”

Me: “That’s exactly what you’ll get.”

Customer: “Geez, that shouldn’t be that complicated to get fries. You need to learn how to do your job right!”