Jumping To Conclusions
(I overhear a conversation between my mom and dad.)
Dad: “Oh, yeah, I fell off a roof today.”
Mom: “What?! You fell off a roof?!”
Dad: “Well, I didn’t fall. I jumped.”
Mom: *chortles* “There’s a big difference between falling and jumping!”
Dad: “But I was falling at the time.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?