Meatheaded
(A customer walks up to the counter and stares at the produce.)
Customer: “Don’t you have any vegetarian sausages?”
Me: “This is a meat counter; we only have meat. We should have some prepacked, though.”
Customer: “But I want to buy from here. Why don’t you sell them?”
Me: “We only have meat on the meat counter, I’m afraid. Is there anything else you would like?”
Customer: “Do you have tofu burgers here?”
Me: “…”
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