Meat Me In The Meat Aisle

I’m a customer at a store. I turn a corner and find another customer just pacing back and forth. She turns and sees me and just starts loudly ranting.

Customer: “Can you believe this? Do you see this? This is crazy, completely crazy. There’s no meat anywhere. Look at this. Vegan meatballs, vegan nuggets, vegan mincemeat, vegan, vegan, vegan. Can you believe this? It’s because of [Former Prime Minister]! She made meat illegal. Can you believe this?”

She finally stops talking to take a breather and allows me to interrupt.

Me: “Everything on this aisle is vegan because it’s the vegan aisle. If you go around, you’ll find like three more aisles filled with meat.”

She just stared at me, turned around, and walked away without a word. And at the end of the aisle turned the wrong way, away from the meats.