Meat Her Halfway, Part 2

| Right | February 22, 2017

Customer: “Can I have the [Premium Brand #1] ham, please?”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. We don’t stock [Premium brand #1].”

Customer: “WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! [Premium Brand #1] IS THE ONLY MEAT WORTH EATING!”

Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have it. We have [Premium Brand #2] instead.”

Customer: “How was I supposed to know that?!”

(I point to my apron, my hat, and the two-feet-by-five-feet sign above my head, all of which are emblazoned with the logo of the brand we carry.)

Customer: “YOU CAN’T EXPECT ME TO READ THAT! [Premium Brand #1] IS THE ONLY LUNCHMEAT I EAT! EVERYTHING ELSE IS S***!”

 

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