Meat Her Halfway, Part 2
Customer: “Can I have the [Premium Brand #1] ham, please?”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. We don’t stock [Premium brand #1].”
Customer: “WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! [Premium Brand #1] IS THE ONLY MEAT WORTH EATING!”
Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have it. We have [Premium Brand #2] instead.”
Customer: “How was I supposed to know that?!”
(I point to my apron, my hat, and the two-feet-by-five-feet sign above my head, all of which are emblazoned with the logo of the brand we carry.)
Customer: “YOU CAN’T EXPECT ME TO READ THAT! [Premium Brand #1] IS THE ONLY LUNCHMEAT I EAT! EVERYTHING ELSE IS S***!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
