Me No Help You
(I work at a well known hardware store. I am putting something away, when a customer calls out to me.)
Customer: “Hey you!”
(I turn around and look.)
Customer: “You, yeah you! I’m talking to you!”
Me: “Yes?”
Customer: “You electric guy?”
Me: “No. You English major?”
Customer: *confused* “No?”
Me: “Didn’t think so…”
(I walk off, leaving the man to ponder.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.