Me, Myself, And Iced Tea

Me: “Hi! Welcome to [Restaurant]!”

Wife: “Hello. We’ll take two buffets, please.”

Me: “Alright, would you like drinks?”

Wife: “I would.”

Me: “And you, sir?”

Husband: *gives me an odd look, nods slightly, and then looks at his wife*

Wife: *to her husband* “What’s that look for?”

Husband: *completely serious* “I don’t like it when people talk to me. I can’t hear the voices…”

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