McMahon Would Be Proud
Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”
(Note: the customer speaks like a wrestling announcer, which continues for this entire conversation.)
Customer: “I need a medium pizza with four, count ’em, four toppings!”
Me: “All right, let me just grab a pen to write your order.”
Customer: “What are those toppings you may ask? Well, they are mushrooms, green peppers, pineapple, and sliced tomatoes!”
Me: “All right, sir, I have all of that written down and your pizza should be ready in about–”
Customer: “I will return in ten, count ’em, ten minutes, and my pizza had better be ready!”
Me: “Well, we will certainly do our best, sir.”
Customer: “Good! And if your best is not good enough, well, so be it!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.