Mayo No No Yo Yo

, , , | Right | July 25, 2018

(I am the customer in this story. I have ordered several modifications to the basic two-patty sandwich. After filling my cup, I realize I forgot to ask for mayo. My order comes up…)

Cashier: “[Sandwich], no pickles, no onions, lettuce, bacon, mayo…”

Me: “I didn’t order mayo.”

(The cashier locks eyes with a coworker like two teenagers whose “harmless prank” caused a six-car pileup.)

Me: “But I meant to; I was going to ask for some packets. Sometimes a mistake works out okay.”

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