Mayberry Meets Gotham

, , , | Hopeless | July 13, 2016

(I’m at the local driver’s services facility. I see a rather aggressive looking young female, straight darker blonde hair, and multiple piercings. She’s wearing a Batman baseball cap tilted to the side, a Batman shirt, and has a Batman lanyard hanging out of her back pocket. She goes to leave, and a tall elderly veteran, wearing loose fitting athletic clothes, and a VFW cap with many pins on it, holds open the door for the person leaving in front of ‘Batgirl.’ ‘Grampa’ hadn’t seen the young lady and goes to walk inside, practically ramming into her.)

Grampa: “Oh! Excuse me! I’m so sorry!”

Batgirl: *with a sweet, almost toddler sounding voice* “It’s okay! Thank you for holding the door for me!”

Grampa: “You’re most welcome!”

Batgirl: “How are you today?”

Grampa: *a bit taken aback by her question, starts laughing* “Oh, well, I’m – well, super-duper fantastic!”

Batgirl: *as she’s disappearing around the corner* “You have a great day, now!”

(Grampa enters the building, huge smile on his face and gets in line…)

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