Maybe They Weren’t Born In The USA
(Because I only need three history classes to graduate, I skip history my junior year and take a junior class my senior year. One day the teacher comes in holding a CD.)
Teacher: “All right! We’re listening to The Boss today!”
Me: “Oh, man! Yes!”
Classmate: *after nobody else says anything* “Uhm… The Boss?”
Me: “Wait… you don’t know? Bruce Springsteen!”
(A few of my classmates nod at this, but most of them still seem confused.)
Me: “You don’t know Bruce Springsteen?!”
Classmate: “I guess it’s a generation thing…”
Me: “I’m ONE year older than you!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?