Maybe They Got The “Ho” And Their Tongue Is Swollen
I went to a fast food restaurant and put in my order. Please note, the spelling is deliberate to demonstrate how hard it was to understand the employee.
Employee: “Wha’ kina sauce you wan’?”
Me: “What are my choices?”
The employee listed them.
Me: “I’ll have the mustard sauce.”
Employee: “Ho, mee, ow moi?”
Me: “Pardon me?”
Employee: “Ho, mee, ow moi?”
Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand.”
Employee: “HO, MEE, OW MOI?!”
Me: “I’m sorry, can you get someone else?”
Manager: “Did you want hot, medium, or mild sauce with that?”
Me: “Neither. I wanted mustard.”
I got my condiment, wondering how the employee got “hot sauce” from “mustard”. Also, a little enunciation, please?
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
