Maybe That’s Why They’re Still Single
(I’ve just returned from vacation during which my boyfriend proposed to me. I go tell my coworker who shares an office with another guy.)
Me: “[Coworker #1]! I got engaged at the Grand Canyon!”
Coworker #1: “Oh, my gosh, congratulations! That’s awesome! How long have you guys been together?”
Me: “Three years!”
Coworker #1: “Wow that’s a long time!”
Me: “Well, you know what they say, you either get married or you break up.”
Coworker #1: “Those are the two options.”
(Then our other coworker chimes in.)
Coworker #2: “Or there’s the third option, murder-suicide.”
Me: “…”
Coworker #1: “…”
Me: “Okay, backing away slowly.”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.