Maybe That Pentagram Tattoo On Your Forehead Has Something To Do With It…
I’m working in the drive-thru, cashing out orders.
Me: “Here’s your food, and have a nice day.”
Customer: “Thanks. Here’s something for you.”
The customer hands me a Christian pamphlet, telling me I can be saved, and drives away.
Me: *Sighs* “[Manager], I have to ask: is there a sign floating above my head saying, ‘This chick needs Jesus!’?”
Manager: “Another one? What is that now, three?”
Me: “Four.”
Coworker: “Someone gave you a religious handout at the window?”
Me: “Don’t worry; it only ever happens to me.”