Maybe Stick To Cute Cartoons, Buddy

When the remake of “The Manchurian Candidate” with Denzel Washington and Meryl Streep was in the theatres almost twenty years ago, my wife and I went to a showing. It was delayed by almost twenty minutes. An employee explained.

Employee: “Some idiot at the previous showing was screaming political diatribes at the screen throughout nearly the entire movie, and no matter how hard we tried, we literally couldn’t drag him out until the movie was over and everyone else had left. That’s why we had to delay your showing.”