Maybe She’s Getting “That” Hairstyle

I’m at the hairdressers asking when they next have an appointment and am told that they are fully booked until next week. A woman walks in.

Woman: “I have an appointment with [Stylist] now.”

She turns and starts to leave.

Receptionist: “Ma’am, [Stylist] is ready for you.” *Gestures to a seat*

Woman: “But I’m going shopping.”

Receptionist: *Pause* “But your appointment is now and [Stylist] is waiting.”

Woman: “Exactly! I’ve checked in on time; I’ll only be about forty minutes.”

She leaves.

Receptionist: *To me* “Want an appointment?”

Me: “Sure.”

My haircut is just finishing when I hear the woman.

Woman: “BUT I CHECKED IN ON TIME! SHE SHOULD WAIT FOR ME!”