Maybe Not On Whatever Planet You’re From…

A few days after a large fire nearby made going outside impossible, I’m talking with my neighbor.

Me: “Plus, [My Cat] was extra grumpy that day since I wouldn’t let him out in the yard.”

Neighbor: “Why not?”

Me: *Pauses* “Because the smoke would be bad for his lungs.”

Neighbor: *Very condescending* “Cats don’t have lungs.”