Maybe Had Too Much Water Wine
(I am at my school’s choir practice. Our instructor is going over the alto part for a section of a song and no one is getting it right.)
Teacher: “Come on, guys. Make it sexy!” *noticing our looks* “What? Gospel can be sexy.”
(Pause…)
Teacher: “JESUS CAN BE SEXY, TOO!”
(Cue an uproar from everyone else.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
