Maybe It’s Pregnancy Brain

(My supervisor is getting ready to go on maternity leave, and today is her last day. Maternity leave is six months. My supervisor is a real stickler for details.)

Me: “Well, goodbye, and good luck! Gee, I can’t believe I won’t see you again for six months.”

Supervisor: “FOR THE LAST TIME, IT’S NOT SIX MONTHS! IT’S 26 WEEKS! God, why can’t you people get a simple fact straight?”

Me: “Uh, sorry.” *walks away, then suddenly thinks* “Wait a minute!”