Maybe It Was ‘Devil May Cry’

(I’m walking through the back room when i hear two managers talking to each other. I hear ‘screams like a banshee’ and suddenly look at them.)

Me: “Uhm… can I get some context on that?”

Manager #1: “Okay, so I was going through the game repair slips and saw one for [Game]. [Employee] wrote it, but had a quote from [Manager #3]. He said that the game screamed like a banshee when it turned on.”

Me: “Wait, really?!”

(I look at the repair form. It had the statement in quotes.)

Me: “So… do we call a mechanic or a priest?”