Maybe If George Lucas Got His Hands On Them
(A bookstore customer hands me a copy of the re-release of ‘101 Dalmatians.’)
Customer: “What does re-mastered mean?”
Me: “They just made the colors brighter and the sound better.”
Customer: “Oh, so it’s the same as before?”
Me: “Yeah, just brighter colors and better sound.”
Customer: “They didn’t change the story or anything?”
Me: “No, it’s just brighter colors and better sound.”
Customer: “Did they make the dogs cuter?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
