Maybe He’s A Werewolf
(I work in a shoe store, men’s department.)
Me: “Good morning. Just let me know if you have any questions today.”
Customer: “Thank you. I am looking for shoes.”
Me: “Well, you are in the right store. What kind of shoes?”
Customer: “Shiny grey.”
Me: “You mean a silver shoe?”
Customer: “Exactly! But let’s just call it shiny grey.”
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