Maybe Her Major Should Be Psychotherapy

(It is my first day at college. Everyone else is new, so we’re all in the same boat. My second lesson is Philosophy. We’ve been given a sheet of brainteaser questions as a starter.)

Teacher: “Okay, everyone stop writing. The first one was ‘How many four-foot-tall, 30kg children can you fit in an empty Mini Cooper’?”

Girl Next To Me: “As many as you want, depending on how thinly you slice them.”