Maybe He Was Just Watching ‘Frozen’
(I’m at my boyfriend’s house, hanging out with his sister, and her three-year-old son is also in the room watching TV. When my boyfriend is around, his nephew likes to play with me, just so he can steal me away from my boyfriend, so they have this adorable little rivalry over me. My boyfriend and his brother come in, taking a break from yard work.)
Sister: “Hey, aren’t ya gonna kiss your girlfriend?” *makes kissing noises*
Boyfriend: “You know you’re asking for it, right?”
Sister: *still making kissing noises*
Boyfriend: “All right, you asked for it!” *grabs me, dips me and kisses me*
Nephew: *bangs fists on the table* “Noooooo! Stop it! Let her gooooo!”
(We all burst out laughing suddenly, and my boyfriend drops me.)
Boyfriend: “Did he actually say let her go?!”
Me: “Dude, you actually dropped me!”
Boyfriend: “I’m sorry, I didn’t expect… that!”
Sister: “You’ve got a strict chaperone! There will be none of that while my son is around!”
Me: “You told us to!”
Sister: “Of course I did. But [Nephew] won’t have it.”
(We’re still laughing about it whenever we tell that story! Needless to say, his nephew may not remember it, but he’ll never live that down!)
