Maybe The Book Was ‘Cloud Atlas’
(I am in eighth grade, and we are required to give monthly book reports to our English class. For this month’s project, we are told to make a movie poster and assign real-life actors and actresses to play the characters in our book. A classmate is giving his report on a book I happened to have read a few months prior. He’s explained the plot fairly accurately when this happens.)
Classmate: “And here we have [Character] as played by [Pretty, Blonde Actress].”
(I was too shy to call him out on it, but the character he was referring to was not only not blonde, but a man! I’m not sure how he read the book well enough to explain the plot, but not remember if a character was a man or a woman.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?