Maybe Best This Guy Doesn’t Breed, Anyway
(I work at a retail chain as my first job. One day a young man comes in and puts a one-dollar pregnancy test on my counter.)
Customer: “I’d like to return this.”
Me: *looking at the test laying on my counter, out of the box* “Um… What’s wrong?”
Customer: “It didn’t work. I want another one.”
Me: “It didn’t work?”
Customer: “Yeah, my girlfriend used it. It didn’t work.”
(I called the manager, who seemed just as shocked as me that the man had laid a used pregnancy test on our counter, but he let the young man exchange it for another one. I poked the used thing into a trash can with a piece of cardboard and scrubbed at the counter for some time.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?