Maybe A Phonebook Would Make Them Happy

, , | Right | December 4, 2019

(My colleague takes a phone call. I stop and listen as it seems to turn weird.)

Colleague: “No, sir. We do not sell phones.”

(Pause.)

Colleague: “No, sir. You can’t have bought your phone at our store; we are a bookstore. Maybe it was the electronics store across the street. They moved to [Street] last year.”

(Pause.)

Colleague: “Yes, I am talking on a phone right now, but that is the store’s phone. We bought it.”

(Pause.)

Colleague: “No, I can’t sell you that phone, sorry.”

(Pause.)

Colleague: “No, sir. Please don’t call again.”

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