May We Suggest The Covert Cauliflowers
(I’m restocking a salad bar at a restaurant when a customer walks up to me.)
Customer: “Excuse me? You’re running out of espionage in the salad bar.”
Me: “….excuse me? Espionage?”
Customer: “Yes, espionage.”
(He meant spinach, since I hadn’t gotten around to restocking that.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?