May The Fourth Be With You! A Not Always Right Star Wars Roundup!

Roundups | Right | May 4, 2023

Dear readers,

It’s that time of year again, when the pod-racing of Boonta Eve, the merriment of Life Day, and even the majestic light show of The Eye of Aldhani will pale in comparison to the phenomenon that is… May The Fourth! For those who are not fans of Star Wars, please feel free to keep on scrolling.

To celebrate Star Wars Day, we’ve rounded up sixteen stories from the Not Always Right Archives that show that bad customers are sadly not in a galaxy far, far away but instead are annoyingly close. Throw in some sith-y workplace shenanigans for good measure, and we have ourselves another rebellious roundup! May the fourth be with you!

I Have A Good Feeling About This – This may sound silly, but those plastic lightsabers hurt.

Search Your Feelings, You Know It To Be True – Oooh, she would’ve had a field day with Revenge Of The Sith.

I Find Your Lack Of Period-Appropriate Attire… Disturbing – Some people take Ren Faires way too seriously.

The Quality Of These Toys Is Sith – Just as the wand chooses the wizard…

Has A New Hope It Won’t Be A Menace – To be fair, the numbers are confusing when you’re out of the loop.

This Is Not The Checkout You Are Looking For – We’re guessing she’s single, too. Otherwise, we pity her partner.

The Entitlement Force Awakens – Learning about the real world is depressing, dude. Get used to it.

That Will Certainly Be An Upgrade! – We can’t wait to see her come out of her shell!

Give This Guy Some (Nerd) Cred – Hits from the comments: “This is not the employee you’re looking for…”

Pet Me, You Will, Or Items, Break Will I – Sometimes it feels like you have to be a Jedi to get into your own accounts.

Star Wars Of The Sexes – Just teach them about ~~Princess~~ General Leia and all will be well!

Holy Annoying Web Design, Batman! – Hits from the comments: “1999 Geocities, is that you?”

Elmo Versus Chewbacca: The Fashion Throwdown – Hits from the comments: “Better to be called ‘Elmo’ than to have people yell, ‘HEY KOOL-AID!’ as you walk by…”

All Together Now, “Nooooooooooo!” – It’s still better than retail Christmas music season!

The Customer Menace – Not everyone likes Episode I, but there’s no need to be like that about it.

I Sense Great Kindness In You – The most fun thing to do at a convention is make someone else’s experience amazing!

We hope you enjoyed this Star Wars-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

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