May Cause Belief In Humanity To Melt Away
Customer: “I’d like to order a large whopper meal with a Coke, please.”
Me: “Certainly.”
(After serving the customer, she goes to sit outside on a rather warm, summer afternoon. Ten minutes pass, and she comes back inside looking rather annoyed.)
Customer: “Excuse me, but I’d like a replacement drink.”
Me: “May I enquire as to why, madam?”
Customer: “The ice in this one has melted!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?