May Cause Belief In Humanity To Melt Away, Part 2

(A lady orders an ice cream cone from our drive-thru window. After getting her ice cream, she comes back about 5 minutes later. Keep in mind it’s a sweltering hot day.)

Me: “Hi, was there something else I can help you with?”

Customer: *angrily* “I think there’s something wrong with your ice cream machine!”

Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t believe there is. What’s wrong?”

Customer: “My ice cream has melted!”

Me: “Could it be because it’s 105 degrees outside?”

Customer: *leaves in a huff*