Maximum Warp To Krypton

(I am meeting the daughter of one of my best friends for the first time. At this point, she is about one and a half. I buy her a plush USS Enterprise from ‘Star Trek,’ which prompts her father and I to discuss who was better, Kirk or Picard.)

Me: “Kirk!”

Friend: “Picard!”

Me: “There is only one way to settle this; let’s ask your daughter. Sweetie, who is better, Kirk or Picard?”

Friend’s Daughter: “Super Kirk!”

(We both have to agree with that!)

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