Maturity Is On A Knife’s Edge
(I’m dining out with my wife and ten-year-old daughter. The waitress is handing out the silverware.)
Waitress: “Is it okay if I give your daughter a knife?”
Me: “That’s fine.”
Daughter: *after waitress leaves* “She didn’t think I could use a knife?”
Me: “I can’t imagine why.”
(We immediately began sword fighting until my wife made us stop.)
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
