Matrix’R’Us

| North Carolina, USA | Bizarre

(A customer approaches the counter with two sets of toys that build alien robots.)

Me: “Hello, ma’am. Are you all set to check out?”

Customer: “Look, I know that one of these robots is evil, and I need you to tell me which one it is. I ain’t bringin’ no evil into my grandson’s house!”

Me: “Well, I can assure you, ma’am, that none of the toys we sell are ev—”

Customer: “Look, I know you’re supposed to say that. But I know you know which one of these is evil, and you are gonna tell me right now before I leave this store!”

Me: “Uh…just don’t buy the red one.”

(She hands me the blue one and gives me a knowing nod of approval.)

Customer: “Don’t worry, I won’t tell nobody you told me!”

1 Thumbs
1,208
VOTES
COMMENTS

Comments

comments

Obituary Required For Common Sense
Crowd in the mall
icon_technology
NAR 042
icon_awesome
160513_Coupon
icon_extrastupid