Math Only Gets Crappier From Now On

(We are sitting in math class learning about volume. The door locks automatically and is typically left open in case anyone is late. Due to this, we can sometimes hear people talking in the hallway or the other classrooms.)

Teacher: “….and this is how to find the volume of an irregularly shaped solid.”

Voice: *coming from somewhere in the distance* “HOLY S***!”

(Cue laughter from the whole class.)

Teacher: “Yes, it’s possible.”