Math Holds No Quarter With Him

, , , , | Right | March 24, 2021

Customer: *Obviously upset* “Your machine ripped me off! I was supposed to get twenty-nine cents and it only gave me twenty-four!”

I look at the four pennies and one quarter in his hand.

Me: “Sir, that is twenty-nine cents.”

Customer: “No, it isn’t! Your machine ripped me off!”

Me: “Sir, a quarter is twenty-five cents.”

I can see the realization on his face.

Customer: “Oh, f****** h***!”

Me: “Don’t worry. It’s still early. Try to have a good day.”

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