Math Can Be A Slippery Slope
(I’m in math class. The students are a bit rowdy and not focusing on the lesson as they should be.)
Teacher: “You guys need to pay attention to this stuff. One day, knowing Calculus could save your life.”
Student: “Really? Give one example of how Calculus could save our lives in the real world.”
Teacher: “Okay, how about this scenario? Say you are walking down the street one day, hand in hand with your significant other. Suddenly, a man jumps out from the shadows brandishing a knife. With a wild look in his eyes, he screams, ‘You better know what the second derivative of x^3 + 2x^2 + 4x + 8 is, or I’m going to poke you full of more holes than a spaghetti colander!'”
Student: “That’s ridiculous. Like that is ever going to happen in the real world.”
Teacher: “Son, let me assure you… if there are any jobs in the world likely to cause a psychotic break, high school math teacher is at the top of that list.”
(The students spent the rest of the day focused on their lessons.)
Question of the Week
Has a customer ever tried to cross you and lived to regret it? What happened?