Mate Expectations

| Romantic | January 9, 2014

(My boyfriend and I are getting into bed after a long day visiting family. As he removes his shirt, he makes a small squeak.)

Boyfriend: “That was a funny noise.”

Me: “You are the captain of funny noises.”

Boyfriend: “Captain? Why would I be captain?”

Me: “Well, you wouldn’t want to be first mate. Would you?”

Boyfriend: “I like to mate. And I like being first.”

Me: *bursting out laughing* “I wasn’t expecting you to say that.”

Boyfriend: *without missing a beat* “You need to lower your expectations.”

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