Matching Headlights
(I am pulled over by a police officer:)
Officer: “Good morning, ma’am. Did you know you have a headlight out?”
Me: “Good morning, officer. No, I didn’t. Did you know you also have a headlight burned out?”
Officer: *looking back at his cruiser* “No. I didn’t know that. Have a nice day.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?