Mastery Of The Prank Stone

Me: “Have you watched Avengers: Endgame yet?”

Friend: “Not yet. I’m going to watch it this coming weekend. I’m so excited!”

Me: “Oh, man, you’re going to have a great time. I find that it wraps things up quite nicely.”

Friend: “Oh, yeah?”

Me: “Yeah. You might feel a few sore spots, too. Unfortunately, Batman ends up dying.”

Friend: *seething with rage* “DUDE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?”

Me: “D-do what?”

Friend: “YOU JUST F****** SPOILED ENDGAME FOR ME! WHAT THE H***? NOT COOL, MAN!”

Me: “How did I spoil it? What did I actually say?”

Friend: “YOU JUST SAID THAT BATMAN D– Oh, godd*** it!”