Master Of Space And Time Sheets

(I am printing out the timesheets for the staff payroll when I am lucky enough to have this conversation:)

Me: “Hi, [Staff Member], it says here that you did a total of 26 hours on your timesheet for one day.”

Staff Member: “Yep, that sounds about right.”

Me: “So, you did a 12-hour day on Tuesday, then an 8-hour job, a 10-hour job, and another 8-hour job, all on Wednesday, followed by another 12-hour day on Thursday?

Staff Member: “Yep, we’re pretty busy…”

Me: “So busy that you have worked out how to extend time? When do you sleep?”

Staff Member: “Oh, I’m very careful to ensure I get eight hours a night.”

Me: “Aha…”