Massaging The Truth

| Friendly | September 22, 2016

(My housemate is self-employed as a massage therapist, and also planning for her wedding. Money is a bit tight.)

Housemate: “I spent a load of wedding money on a new massage couch.”

Me: “Well, it is funky. ”

Housemate: “Probably wasn’t what I should have done.”

(Trying to be supportive, I go to tell her that equipment for work is a longer term return than money spent on a wedding ceremony. What I come out with instead…)

Me: “Cheer up; the couch will last longer than the marriage!”

(I die of mortification while my housemate almost kills herself laughing.)

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