Massacre Is Sooooo Emo

(I’m at my friend’s house, watching her play the first Kingdom Hearts game. While she’s plowing her way through Hollow Bastion, we discuss the plot as it relates to the other games and the general set-up of the level.)

Friend: “What’s that goth word that sounds like ‘massacre’?”

Me: *thinking about it for all of two seconds* “Macabre?”

Friend: “That’s the one!” *continues playing*