Mass Effecting Your Promotion Prospects

(I work behind the counter at a game store, and nothing is happening. I’ve already cleaned the floor and straightened the shelves, so I start singing to myself to pass the time. The song is a version of the ‘Modern Major-General’ song.)

Me: “I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I study species turian, asari, and batarian. I’m quite good at genetics, as a subset of biology, because I am an expert, which I know is a tautology!”

(My boss pops out behind me, startling the crap out of me.)

Boss: “MY XENOSCIENCE STUDIES RANGE FROM URBAN TO AGRARIAN! I AM THE VE-RY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN!”

(Best. Boss. Ever!)