Maritime Prime Delivery

Customer: “So when can I expect my order to arrive?”

Me: “Well, the ship is scheduled to arrive at port in about a week. It’s hard to say when your containers will be unloaded, so probably another two or three days. Once the load is secured by the carrier, it will be delivered to you the next day.”

Customer: “That’s no good, I need those containers here tomorrow.”

Me: Sir, your containers are on a boat floating in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean as we speak. I don’t like to use this word very often, but that’s impossible.”

Customer: “Well… tell them to sail faster!” *Click.*

CORRECTION: A typo has been corrected.