Marrying Together Crazy Ideas

| Learning | January 2, 2014

(I had just given a speech about why gay marriage should be legal in every state in the US. I mention some of the strange marriages in the world.)

Female Teacher: “You forgot to mention Kim Kardashian’s 72-day marriage.”

Me: “I know. I also forgot to mention that a woman married the Berlin Wall.”

Male Teacher: “How does someone marry the Berlin Wall?”

Me: “I’ve no clue, but she was married to it.”

Male Teacher: “Well, in that case I’m going to marry sausage pizza.”

Me: “You better be willing to share.”

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