Marrying Into Pastafarianism

| Romantic | April 28, 2014

(The girl I’ve been seeing and I are sitting on a bench in a hallway waiting for our classes to start.)

Me: “Hey, can we make our relationship official?”

Her: “Sure.”

Me: “By the power invested in me by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I pronounce us boyfriend and girlfriend!”

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